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Labors of Love [NSFW]

Rippy Ripperton — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:44:17 +0000

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The COOL’EH NFL preview is coming…

Rippy Ripperton — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:20:48 +0000

…In the meantime…

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…the Seal© track really clinches it.

Yup

Rippy Ripperton — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:13:04 +0000

I know someone who thinks like this.

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Leave the Gun

Rippy Ripperton — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 23:13:41 +0000

Mike Tyson is the most interesting boxer since Muhummad Ali. This is a fact and cannot be disputed. He is also the most sane crazy person ever, or the craziest sane person ever…not sure which.

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Fucking Cannoli

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Rippy

Shut Up and Talk

Rippy Ripperton — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:57:02 +0000

Things I do not ever need to hear about again:

1) Brett Favre

2) Ground Zero Mosque

3) Mark Wahlberg

THINGS I NEED TO HEAR MORE ABOUT:

1) Catheters

2) Western Hemisphere nations talking about opting out of the drug war

3) How Charles Taylor actually got out of prison in the US before he went and did all the bad stuff to the dark people in the land of blacks. Just curious…cuz it seems awful tough to break out of jail when you are not even from that country and somehow make it all the way to Libya without anyone ever explaining how. It’s great that Naomi Campbell showed up to look stupid with her lies and all that but hopefully Chuck gets scared and snitches on the CIA during this trial.

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Back To School

Rippy Ripperton — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:38:23 +0000

I am going to order one of these and rock it while preaching the gospel on the streetcorners of this fair city.

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A GOOD WEEK FOR BAD RAPPING

Rippy Ripperton — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:38:18 +0000

My movement to create a government office to regulate to the construction and use of home recording studios keeps gaining more and more momentum. Today’s example comes by way of a wack rapper named B. Pumper, I guy more noted for slipping Morpheus’ daughter the blue pill. The worst part is that dude thinks he is about to blow up and has even recorded a Jay-Z diss!

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This dude’s boys even have a laugh reminding him how wack he is! Yet he still keeps making rap song after rap song. Please join me on my mission to preserve the art and limit hip hop’s accessibility!

Kush Part-Lo

OUR DAILY FAIL-TRIPLE PLAY TREAT!

Rippy Ripperton — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:48:54 +0000

They say don’t mess with Texas, but I like to fuck with them. Especially when one city, Corpus Christi, can provide us with a rare and hilarious triple fail! Up first is this shining example of hip-hop’s tragic accessibility from Only a Handful Family entitled “I’m from Corpus.” This municipal embarrassment clearly spawned from a brainstorming session on the short bus to one of Corpus Christi’s renowned public schools. It doesn’t get much wacker than this.

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Our second fail is actually a double play. Fellow Corpus Christi-based local rapper Michael White released “That’s Not How You Represent tha 361,” which you can see below. Not only is this another example in my fight to create a government body to regulate and limit the proliferation of home recording studios, it also throws a lot of darts at the Handful Family. I have a feeling that this isn’t how one represents the 361, either.

But this diss track contains the hidden bonus of a cameo from Corpus Christi Mayor Joe Adame. While both the mayor and the rapper claim that Adame had no idea of the lyrical content of the video, that plea does little to prevent the total humiliation of that city and anyone who claims to be from there.

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Kush Part-Lo

BIGGIE SMALLS IS INDEED, THE ILLEST

Rippy Ripperton — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 03:23:31 +0000

What a pleasant surprise it was to hear this piece about Biggie Smalls on NPR this morning. Not only did they play a a few of his dopest tracks, I also learned something new about the greatest of all-time. It makes perfect sense that a little training in jazz vocalizations put young MC QWest on the path to lyrical domination. You also got to appreciate NPR reminding listeners that Biggie only put out two albums in his career, ignoring the horrible tribute and remix schemes that Puffy puts out every couple of years. Looks like I’ll be sticking with NPR for my hip hop coverage.

Owww Gore

Planetary Rocking

Rippy Ripperton — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:05:08 +0000

New Super Chron Flight Brothers video. Edgar Allen Poe, The Wire and Banco Popular…what else does a video really need.

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